May 2012
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I think Nausicaa and Castle in the Sky take place...
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orangealbatross:
I look at it like this: a few hundred years after Nausicaa takes place, the people of the polluted world create Laputa and other floating islands and retreat to the clouds until the corrupted sea recedes, at which point they return to the surface, leaving the floating islands abandoned.
If nothing else, maybe I can convince you by mentioning that the...
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Dad:
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Dad:
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Dad: So John and Sherlock are totally into each other, right?
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armota:
themockingcrows:
rockpapertheodore:
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Watchrosiebeck:
This is the best video in existence. Your argument is invalid.
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Me Rewatching TV shows
Me: NO MAL YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOU CAN'T DIE MAL
Me: Ashley you've already seen this you know he's okay
Me: NO OH MY GOD YOU'RE HURT NO FUCK NO NO NO
Me: Ashley calm down you know what happens
Me: OH MY GOD HE'S ABOUT TO LOSE I CAN'T HANDLE THIS I CAN'T WATCH SHIT
Me: Okay even if you hadn't seen this there's like ten more episodes and a movie, you know he's fine!
Me: FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Me: .....
Me: Oh thank god he's okay I was really worried there.
Me: I'm ashamed of you.
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multishipperpirateking:
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thewinchesterswagger:
davestridersdirtydreams:
they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
and like if you wanted to download something you had to run
and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think your clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
... Like the New Yorker would give two flying fucks.
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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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