February 2012
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motherfucker i burned the motherfucking brownies
i can’t even say how annoyed i am
i swear to god the timer didn’t go off
fucking shit
i really wanted those
i had to fuck them up like i fuck up everything
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Okay. Seriously. Does anybody know what the divine move is?
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just fyi, my blog is about to become very centered around adam scott,adventure time, andrew garfield, april an andy, and april ludgate, as those are the only tags I can see now without hitting the show more button.
Come on Karp.
Why on earth was this necessary.
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Woah what the hell.
wilsontoyourhouse:
CHANGE.
CHANGE. UNEXPECTED CHANGE.
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I may or may not have had a dream last night about seeing hayleyghoover at the Bo Burnham show I’m going to this weekend…
We also may or may not have made a giant cat shaped biscuit the size of a small house with Mitchell and Cam from Modern Family and Arrietty’s mom from The Secret World of Arrietty.
Jeez I have weird dreams when I’m sick.
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I have an iPhone 4 and roughly 9 times out of 10 when I get a phone call or make a phone call, the other person claims they can’t hear me. This issue has been around for a few months, but at first it wasn’t so bad so I just attributed it to AT&T being shitty. But now it’s almost every time I make a phone call. And just ten minutes ago I tried to leave a voice mail but the end...
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Enter eve the complainer:
Everything is hot
Everything is cold
Everything hurts
God my eyes burn
Why do we even have eyes
How do they burn
Agh it hurts to move my hands
Fuck illness
Fuck you
Fuck everything
Why won’t my mom bring me juice
Agh my eyes burn more
I hate moving
Why is this now
Fuck this
Asdfghjklasdfghjkl
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